says: Too hot Jobs that dont pay or no jobs, leased luxury cars, nobody works and lives with their parents. Also, having the ability to adapt to a certain culture has to have their rewards. var l=new Array(); Who knows? document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_uayiQBzqEK').innerHTML = output; About the Author: Matt Meltzer is a featured columnist at Miami Beach 411. They only thing they know how to do is to survive by any means necessary. It is common knowledge that Cambridge is a sanctuary city. 13. I work with undergraduates at a prestigeous institution and incoming freshmen struggle with their writing and have to take a remedial writing course. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Check the English dictionary. Youll be years behind the freshman, but if you ask for help, put extra time into your studies, and be kind instead of defensive Im sure youll make it. When my wife had an option I jumped at it but we are canceliing as of tonight based on countless confirmed bad statistics and pricing. Do you need to learn Spanish? All the sunshine in the world cannot compete with the abundant common sense, advanced social structure, standard educational levels, lack of poverty, and widespread happiness of Germany. dave my friend (very fit normie black dude //]]> In turn, I replied, Miami isnt the US. says: Try setting a foot in Tulsa before you trash it, smart guy. mysticjeanie As far as Americans are concerned, its all one and the same, much like weve been lumped into the giant white category. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 97';l[15]=' 107';l[16]=' 105';l[17]=' 97';l[18]=' 108';l[19]=' 97';l[20]=' 109';l[21]=' 117';l[22]=' 119';l[23]=' 103';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 100';l[26]=' 111';l[27]='>';l[28]='\"';l[29]=' 109';l[30]=' 111';l[31]=' 99';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 108';l[34]=' 105';l[35]=' 97';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 64';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 107';l[41]=' 105';l[42]=' 97';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 109';l[46]=' 117';l[47]=' 119';l[48]=' 103';l[49]=' 111';l[50]=' 100';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=':';l[53]='o';l[54]='t';l[55]='l';l[56]='i';l[57]='a';l[58]='m';l[59]='\"';l[60]='=';l[61]='f';l[62]='e';l[63]='r';l[64]='h';l[65]='a ';l[66]='<'; And if you dont like Miami, well, theres always Tulsa. var l=new Array(); l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 109';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 104';l[18]=' 110';l[19]=' 111';l[20]=' 105';l[21]=' 116';l[22]=' 117';l[23]=' 108';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 115';l[26]=' 97';l[27]=' 98';l[28]=' 111';l[29]='>';l[30]='\"';l[31]=' 109';l[32]=' 111';l[33]=' 99';l[34]=' 46';l[35]=' 108';l[36]=' 105';l[37]=' 97';l[38]=' 109';l[39]=' 103';l[40]=' 64';l[41]=' 101';l[42]=' 109';l[43]=' 111';l[44]=' 104';l[45]=' 110';l[46]=' 111';l[47]=' 105';l[48]=' 116';l[49]=' 117';l[50]=' 108';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=' 115';l[53]=' 97';l[54]=' 98';l[55]=' 111';l[56]=':';l[57]='o';l[58]='t';l[59]='l';l[60]='i';l[61]='a';l[62]='m';l[63]='\"';l[64]='=';l[65]='f';l[66]='e';l[67]='r';l[68]='h';l[69]='a ';l[70]='<'; But anyway I am done - and the guy who wrote this is either really broke or has no social skills. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) The people are nice, witty and friendly, great company, and very hardworking. but I miss Miami. The Atlanta Hawks will take on the Miami Heat on 3/4/23. Thats why Florida has no state income tax. Im simply stating statistical facts gathered by the US government and other independent studies. says: Can we find anyone whos actually ARTICULATE to defend Miami? if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Proud to be in a gold prison, that is something special. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_YgC2ta41Fs').innerHTML = output; All the reasons why people are attracted to the area would make a much longer list. var l=new Array(); 305 TILL I DIE. Thats all you see in Miami? You can find good and bad anywhere. Though that stuff about the cost of living versus the average salary is spot-on. To those who found this article amusing or even funny, I pity their crass, vulgar sense of humor fit for only the most pathetic members of the human race. If you have such problem or similar to this, please contact him on his email . says: I would say the overall IQ of Miami residents is substantially lower than most big cities. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Most Spanish speakers are bilingual, they speak both English and Spanish. Well. However, be careful, because an individual douchebag can meet the criteria for different types (they're sort of like Pokemon that way), and some douches are their own unique type of douche in that they just can't be classified. They came from a 3rd world banana republic, so to them, ignorant Miami is a paradise.. And they confine themselves to Miami because its dumb-friendly, and they feel normal there. I KNOW Miami is the place for me!. Much love to the world, Chris. And theres maybe something in your personality that didnt let you do good friends. 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Not even worth visiting! } I must agree that the cubans have destroyed half of miami and the blacks the other half. or have your head in a ditch missing out on whats really happening. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 49';l[15]=' 110';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 105';l[18]=' 116';l[19]=' 117';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 115';l[23]=' 100';l[24]=' 121';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 110';l[27]=' 117';l[28]=' 115';l[29]=' 114';l[30]=' 100';l[31]='>';l[32]='\"';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 99';l[36]=' 46';l[37]=' 108';l[38]=' 105';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 109';l[41]=' 103';l[42]=' 64';l[43]=' 49';l[44]=' 110';l[45]=' 111';l[46]=' 105';l[47]=' 116';l[48]=' 117';l[49]=' 108';l[50]=' 111';l[51]=' 115';l[52]=' 100';l[53]=' 121';l[54]=' 110';l[55]=' 110';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 115';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 100';l[60]=':';l[61]='o';l[62]='t';l[63]='l';l[64]='i';l[65]='a';l[66]='m';l[67]='\"';l[68]='=';l[69]='f';l[70]='e';l[71]='r';l[72]='h';l[73]='a ';l[74]='<'; I had two women recently flake out on me for a music video I was shooting. 2. // 13. says: 1- Jobs are scarce.- Yes. Ive lived here for 9 of the longest years and its a joke! I could do a sequel and itd be just as good. Amazing weather. , ( Time Magazine - Article - Cuban Americans Are Finally Home in the U.S.). Crime is going to take place anywhere you go. Are you a voracious reader? You have a bunch of dumb, low class people who have turned prime beach real estate into a bigger version of an Arkansas Trailer Park. LOL. Refer to comments above. Dont hold your breath.). Thus why the best comedians are usually both intelligent and socially aware. Some American cities have pockets where languages other than English are spoken. says: Aaaaah Miami, where dreams go to die. I advice you all If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems just Contact Great Baba on his email on . Mary Boyer I wanted to make it out there but my love of beaches wont be able to beat out the lack of traffic, affordable housing (paid ours off in 6 years), FRIENDLY people, and well we do have the mountains. says: FrankR: You are making the assumption that the people that are defending Miami have never left. Hate the snow!!! An old cuban guy, around 75 -80 years of age, wanted to fight me, because i called him out on not picking up his dogs poop in the middle of the sidewalk. Have you obtained and looked at the height data for every person in Miami? and see how beautiful it is here and want to kick myself for not feeling loving it. So fuck you Miami! If theres a dumber major city in America, Id be interested so see what it is. Also lot of them deal drugs. And when those original plans come through, flake on your backup. Well all of these people who are offended are upset because a lot of this satire resonated with them. I love my City, and every time I leave, I always want to come back home !! Now I may not completely agree with how the rest of the country (the majority) identifies ethnicities, but what some Miami residents here are mistakenly referring to the diversity of Miami is in reality the diverse Hispanic cultures. 19. As a born and raised Miamian, Ive always had friends who read a ton and would rather hang out at Books & Books with a glass of wine rather than go clubbing. papa dodo is really a talented and gifted man and i will not to stop publishing him because he is a wonderful manIf you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve that problem for you. its the truth and you all hate that. . People are horrible drivers (generally), and insurance premiums are exorbitant (health, car, and home). They are probably stuck 30 cars behind them. Miami is beautiful but very expensive. Wish me luck everybody. //]]> Miss Chardonnay Miami is a city that many Latin Americans immigrate to because they are tired of struggling in their even more financially-depressed native countries where robberies, rapes, and murders go unpunished. [CDATA[ Know Nothings! [CDATA[ carmencita perez I suspect the rude behavior stems mostly from the high unemployment; people are just angry because they dont have money. Will This place can burn to the ground. Don says: its all true, those denying are the issue. Just cuz yall cant rock the look or mack to mad hoes you gotta hate on the best city in the world. You are a tool It is almost impossible to find forward-thinking environments or have intellectual conversations where proper grammar and vocabulary is used versus terms like bro, nigga, like literally, super, or my personal favorite irregardless. This post is just a tad too bitter to be funny. Yet a DJ douche with gumption and the right connections can thrive in Miami, mostly because the other douches on this list think he "kills it.". (3) You want to be promoted in your office. 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Yes, I live in Miami Miami is full of incredible people with amazing stories and you can learn a lot from everyone you meet if you treat them with the dignity and respect they deserve. I realize that Cambridge has Harvard and M.I.T., but it is in fact a sanctuary city. A list could have been made like this wiht more insight and less demeaning and probably been funnier. GinaD 3. //]]> Ariel Id have to live in a bad hood or in the swamp it seems. If you surround yourself with fake people who are only interested in bottle service at clubs, that says more about you than the city you live in. (9) He can make you pregnancy. It is so funny having to see those rags strutting in their leased cars just to park them in their cockpits that they think is a house. That last sentence above is worth noting: perhaps the maintenance of a positive mental attitude allows Miamians to live in their own muck without any worries. Miamians are dumb. Poor little censor baby cant handle the real truth. Very inaccurate to say the least. The culture there is extremely shallow; favoring looking good and being sexy over treating people with respect or kindness. 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Look around you! angevil Did someone say most people are bilingual. or call him via his mobile number +2347060458352. (That is overflowing with traffic and self-centered people.) After I finally moved, I realized there is so much more to life than living in Me amiits all about the ME attitude. , I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM RIGHT HERE IN THE STATES IF POSSIBLE. Now I think I want to go home with all its issues and problems its still home and I think some of us have to come home especially who have experienced the world can hopefully contribute to making it at least bearable and I think you will see more of us coming back and I think that will be good for the city even with the Love Hate that goes on. Troy People speak many languages on the streets (everybody knows more than just english) and you can learn a lot with everybody. MOST OF THESE PEOPLE TELLING YOU FAKE TESTIMONIES AND FOR YOU TO BEWARE OF THIS AND BEWARE OF THAT ARE BUNCH OF CRAPS AND SCAMS. And when we do, we start to see things different. They dont understand any type of music you cant dance to, they dont understand what professionalism is, or what good service is. back in the day, beautiful Cuban girls where stuck up or as we called them, plasticas (sorry, excuse my Spanish writing, I had to teach myself to read and write it) and that was the majority. but its Ok, actually this is what dumb people think about Miami. LOL. Car People in Miami live at home until theyre, like, dead. AND MY MARRIAGE. People really are dumb compared to the average citizen. Still, I can find places outside and commute. Three North Miami Beach commissioners who have been holding up city business by not showing up at meetings have been ordered back to work. They built Miami from the sleepy Southern small town that it was. No money in the world will never make you forget your wretched past from the sunken island called Cuba. Its a third world county now. I am Dylan and I am 15 years old. my husband was going out with her after two CMM says: You forgot to mention the dude that rides his bicycle only in a thong! Im the happiest Ive been with my surroundings since living in/visiting Lima. etc. Hoping You Move As our web headline said: Miami Beach hypes aesthetics, residents just want the parking.. Corporate America pays bad salaries to us, for the same old reason: Discrimination and racism. Well, it is our first amendment. People dont read, or even speak halfway decent English- and Im talking about the ones born in the U.S. 5. else output += unescape(l[i]); Nobody moves fast If you enjoy listening to the lady at the front of the checkout line discuss her entire family with the cashier, this actually wont bother you. It is not at all an American City. Nothing runs on time This becomes infuriatingly clear the first time you arrive on time for dinner starving - and have to wait an hour and a half until everyone else shows up. . Not every SA Country eats the same food. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Some who read this may say, what do you know about this place.. You are indeed a blessing to man kind.If you wish to meet with this man and get your problem sovled and be happy just as i am now,then i urge you to contact him today without any delays or hesitation.His email and mobile contact are: Unless you want to club and do drugs, then its great. //]]> but I used the spell he gave me and the next day I received a call from my darling boyfriend Thomas last week. Rick I was mad when I noticed that he has reconciled with his old time fiance week after the blew with Mum, I dont want the years that I have spent with him to waste because I knows that he truly love me but my Mum wont allow us to get married. Seriously, dude, chill. If you move to other cities, different problems will unravel as well. Fiona I mostly love Miami for the beach. I am Tracy Jones from the United States and i have a good news to share to the entire world. I remember asking him if i have done anything that makes him feel irritated when i am around him then he gives silly excuses that he has been feeling stressed up and that he need space for a while. Woman pop children .. Thats what normal human beings do ! Miami is the toilet of the US If only it were as simple as pulling a small handle to flush all the shit right down and out of Miami. Move elsewhere. Probably largely due to the misogynist culture. You know why this article did so well? I graduated approximately a year ago and I am still unemployed. says: Its great that you love the city, but compared to ANY OTHER MAJOR CITY in the United States, Miami is far less intelligent, ruder, lazier, has shitty paying jobs, unscrupulous employers and unscrupulous landlords, who feel that laws are little more than suggestions.