funny marvel quotes for graduation

Stephen Strange:Im sorry, Im confused as to the relationship here. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. What is he, your ward?Peter Parker:No. I can help! But one thing that all of the Marvel films share is a penchant for a witty quip. [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.". as part of a team of heroes. Just like "Anchorman," "Step Brothers" is filled with memorable quotes. Just pick a color. - Sue Monk Kidd. I have never been jealous. Ideally they would be quotes that could be related to graduating In some way (relating to victory, an ending, the future, something inspiring) So far my ideas are : Higher, Further, Faster -Captain Marvel. "Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent . They were extremely thorough.Darcy:I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there., Darcy:[On seeing Thor, whos been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? Now, go ahead. [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! But you can always be immature. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. This is the last day of the first day of school. Watch. And you dont have a phone.Thor:No, I dont have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. So much has happened since I last saw you. 6. - John F. Kennedy. Without my hammer, I cantOdin:Are you Thor, the god of hammers?, Valkyrie:[Thor, Banner and Valkyrie arrive in Asgard]I never thought Id be back here.Bruce Banner:I thought itd be nicer. Steve Jobs: Stanford, 2005 . Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! "You are graduating from college. Everyone else, that story kills.Thor:Thats the whole story?James Rhodes:Yeah, its a War Machine story.Thor:Oh, its very good, then. Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! Evidently, there will be a line., [Jane slaps Loki]Jane:That was for New York! Tony Stark:Perfect. *Peter Quill:No, hes not my father! Thor:The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you. I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. Luckily for us all those head-butts also lead to plenty of banter. 12. Im, like, Boom. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. When Nick Fury, with the help of Natasha Romanoff . I dont even like Hulk. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." - Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Thor:Yes, of course. [kills Korath]Drax:Metaphor.Peter Quill:Sort of., Gamora:I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy., Rocket Raccoon:I live for the simple things like how much this is going to hurt! But I cant hold it very long. The Doctor Who franchise wouldnt cast Benedict Cumberbatch as the doctor, so Marvel made him Doctor Strange. Doctor?Dr. Check these out: Were listing the films in chronological order of the events within the universe (rather than when they were released in real life), so of course, we need to start with Captain America! When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. We drank, we fought he made his ancestors proud!Jane Foster:Put him on the bed.Erik Selvig:[to Thor]Oh, I still dont think youre the god of thunder. What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. 4. [Ross shuts up]MBaku:Im kidding. Thor destroys the monster with one hit with Mjolnir]Thor:Anyone else? Erma Bombeck Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. Im the boss, Im the boss, Im the boss. The triangle icon that indicates to play. [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]Kurt:[Gasps, jumps out of chair]This is the work of gypsies!Dave:Thats witchcraft!Luis:[Keeping his cool]Thats amazing. Great plan.Dr. The Incredible Hulk was a darker film than some of the others in the MCU, but that didnt mean it lacked humor. Still, its the MCU, and there will always be jokes, so here are the funniest lines from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. When Jane discovered the aether she was finally reunited with Thor, and even got to visit Asgard. Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?, Ego:I created what I imagined biological life to be like down to the most minute detail.Drax:Did you make a penis?Peter Quill:Dude!Gamora:What is wrong with you?Drax:If hes a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. "You are graduating from. Spider-Man follows me? That sounds like a cult.Dr. Okay., Nick Fury:[on Ultron]Guys multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!, Natasha Romanoff:[after kissing Bruce Banner]I adore you [suddenly pushes him off cliff]but I need the Other Guy., Ultron:Youre unbelievably nave.Vision:Well, I was born yesterday., Steve Rogers:Fury, you son of a bitch.Nick Fury:Oooh! I love him! [in English]After your questioning, we will take him back to Wakanda with us.Everett K. Ross:What? With Taika Waititi at the helm, the tone of the third Thor movie definitely hit a comical upswing. Here are the funniest quotes from the movie Thor. It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. Probably us.Wanda Maximoff:You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?, Black Widow:Thank you.Sam Wilson:[holds up Redwing]Dont thank me.Black Widow:Im not thanking that.Sam Wilson:Aw, come on. Oh, thats right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel! And I went to a place called Kamar-Taj and I talked to someone called The Ancient One. And IDr. 10. Or Aristotle. Funny Graduation Quotes 1. "I told you; I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.". Stephen Strange:Yeah.Dr. Hes the toughest there is.Thor:Well, hes never fought me.Rocket Raccoon:Yeah, he has.Thor:Hes never fought me twice., Rocket Raccoon:Nidavellir is real? [She walks away] Peter Quill:Oh she has no idea. 13. Please! I dont paint., Virginia Pepper Potts:[after Starks one night stand with Christine]I have your clothes here; theyve been dry cleaned and pressed. Fell right asleep., Yellowjacket:Im gonna disintegrate you!Siri:Playing Disintegration by the Cure, Gale:[seeing a blown up ant]That is one messed up looking dog.. 101 VOTES Invisible Peter Quill: Dude, how long have you been there? Stephen Strange:Doctor!Kaecilius:Mr. Celebrate your inner nerd with these quotes. [Drax gestures at his chin and gut]Peter Quill:Gamora, do you think ImMantis:[sensing Thor]He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.Drax:Its like a pirate had a baby with an angel.Peter Quill:Wow. [Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]Steve Rogers:I understood that reference., Tony Stark:You should come by Stark Tower sometime. After Tony Stark told the world he was Iron Man, he had to deal with the fallout in Iron Man 2. If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it. Mar. Thor: Ragnarok is one of the funniest films in the MCU (in our opinion) and featured lots of hilarious lines. Here are the funniest quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! Are you spying on me?Hope van Dyne:We keep tabs on all security threats, all right? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.Thor:They gave you his eye?Rocket Raccoon:No, he gave me a hundred credits. Phyllis Diller. I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! . Want more Marvel quotes? Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? All we can do is our best, and sometimes the best that we can do is to start over." Peggy Carter, Captain America: The Winter Soldier These hope quotes will instantly lift you up. Stephen Strange:I seriously dont know how you fit your head into that helmet.Tony Stark:Admit it, you shouldve ducked out when I told you to. [pause]Do you ever laugh? The red, the white. Natasha Romanoff:He killed eighty people in two days. However, one of the most overlooked moments in the movie come in this conversation between the title character Thor and his father Odin. Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Okay? Its cool. You know whats boring? That IS Americas ass., Thor:[seeing Cap wielding Mjolnir]I knew it!, Thor:[Captain America is using Stormbreaker]No, give me that. Metaphors go over his head.Drax:Nothing goes over my head! Suns getting real low. [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]Rocket Raccoon:Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. [thumping him on the shoulder]Listen, Im doing you guys a favor by letting you even be here.Okoye:[in Xosha]If he touches you again, Im going to impale him on this desk., TChalla:If you werent so stubborn, you would make a great queen.Nakia:I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn., Shuri:[as a fatally wounded Everett Ross is wheeled into her lab]Great! Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. I thought Id throw her a bone, you know. Youre going to fix this!Spider-Man:Two hours! Stephen Strange:Well, its everything youve ever wanted. Nooo!, Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!, [talking about Mjolnir]Thor:Quite unique. "A person's a person, no matter how small.". Danielle Carson 2 Frank A. Clark If you can find a. Peter Quill: You're eating a Zarg-nut. Stupid place. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. From jokes about Mjolnir to android-humor, there was plenty to chuckle about in a film with some sad parts. Stan Lee. John Wooden Graduation Quote #3: Always wear your thinking cap with your party shoes. Benjamin Franklin. You refused.Dr. Even with a talking tree nobody in the audience can understand, this film brought a lot of hilarity. Ive seen good men go down purely because someone didnt let us in on what we were walking into, Ive moved onto the next one, cause thats what we do, right? Always be the first-rate version of yourself, instead of the second-rate version of somebody else. Thor:The ground! Who am I to judge?, Dr. Hey Loki! Give me a little something-something. Monica: "That was me.". Top 20 Iconic Avengers Quotes Funny & Witty 1. Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! Put that spear in the trunk., Everett K. Ross:So this is a big mess, huh? With the release of Ant-Man we got to enjoy Paul Rudd joining the MCU. For the first time in a thousand years, I I have no path. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. But I had this twenty years ago when I was drunk, I can sort it out. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde 2. Okay, Im gonna get a little closer so I can see whats happening.KAREN:Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?Peter Parker:Enhanced Combat Mode? [exits]Spider-Man:Wait, Mr. Stark! 1. Its hideous, by the way. Im Peter, by the way.Dr. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!". Spider-Man. What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. Im shaking your hand too long. Okay, Im gonna get a Bowflex. You know, the God of Thunder? Its truly brillian[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms into a skiff piloted by Fandral]Fandral:[laughing]I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!Loki:You lied to me! - Friedrich Nietzsche. Share these yearbook quotes with your friends. But it doesn't always roll that way. Crime-fighting Spider. Im gonna get some dumbbells.Rocket Raccoon:You know you cant eat dumbbells, right?Gamora:[touching Thors arms]Its like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.Peter Quill:Stop massaging his muscles., Rocket Raccoon:You speak Groot? I mean, once. Marvel 6. Let me help! Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. Internet, so helpful. Vell.Nick Fury:Mar-Vell. "Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.". [Tony cringes]Maya Hansen:No! These are the funniest lines from Spiderman: Far From Home. You love it.Loki:I hate it.Thor:Its great. Help him! 26. Hes on the young side., Captain America:You got heart, kid. [zaps Quill, who falls down yelling]Yeah, writhe, little man., Korath the Pursuer:You dont look like a junker. There was a black guy that looked exactly like me who attacked us and put us in the back of this disgusting van., Hope Van Dyne:[Referring to a napping Luis, Dave and Kurt]I gave them each half a Xanax and Hank explained the science of the suit to them. "One man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be a part of something bigger". Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. Eternal life as part of the One. Funny Senior Quotes From Movies. - Henry David Thoreau. But, yes!Peter Quill:What! But hes in my custody now. Quotes About Strength to Inspire You. Hulk gives it away., Ned Leeds:Do you lay eggs?Peter Parker:[taken aback]What? This this is a man. Yondu Udonta:Were Ravagers, we got a code.Peter Quill:Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody., Gamora:Its dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.Peter Quill:Well, I come from a planet of outlaws: Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos., Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Well thats just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. This is a day." -Andy Samberg. The ending of a year, and the moving on is a time when we reflect on the impact others have had on us. Volstagg:If you even think about betraying himLoki:Youll kill me? Peter Quill: An hour? Chester Phillips:Sit down. When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places. Its called Footloose. [Actually dabs], Natasha Romanoff:That Time Stone guy.Bruce Banner:Doctor Strange.Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, what what kind of doctor was he?Tony Stark:Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat., Rocket:Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.Bruce Banner:Is that a person?Rocket:Morags a planet, Quill was a person.Scott Lang:A planet? Dont you say it!Steve Rogers:[running by Sam]On your left.Sam Wilson:Come on man!, Natasha Romanoff:Hey, fellas. Back-to-back Iron Man fun! - Helen Keller. He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.Drax:So youre a pet.Mantis:I suppose.Drax:People usually want cute pets.

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